Real trades · read-only · 20 seconds

What type
of degen
are you?

Drop a Solana wallet. We read the real swaps, the bags you never sold and how long you held, and file your dossier. One card. Post it, or don't. The chart already knows.

We never ask you to connect or sign anything.
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Eight ways to lose money

The numbers pick your type. The words are just for fun.

01Bag ArchaeologistBuys tokens to bury them. Most of the bag is still down there.
02Scalp GoblinIn and out before the candle closes. Holds nothing, fears everything.
03Quiet OperatorNet green and wins more than it loses. Does not post about it.
04Holder of Bad DecisionsMedian hold over a day. Diamond hands, questionable judgement.
05Night Shift DegenHalf the trades land between midnight and six. The chart is only honest at 3 a.m.
06Exit Liquidity FreelancerWins under a third of what it sells. Always early to be late.
07Weekend TouristA handful of tokens, no plan, probably a hobby.
08Round TripperGoes up with the market, comes back down with it.
1PasteAny Solana wallet. No connection, no signature. It is all public.
2We readUp to 600 recent transactions, SOL swaps only: spent, got back, held, never sold.
3It filesSame wallet, same type. Download the card and post it.
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